myspacefamosity:

taking off your bra before your shirt is much more fun than taking off your shirt then your bra 

(via wwiao)

vajazzercise:

Do you ever walk up to a group of people and feel an uncomfortable silence and just think “maybe I’m the only one not wearing a buttplug right now” and really how would you ever know

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(Source: reggiemoo, via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

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(Source: lostyourway, via keithjacks)

theangrypolicechief:

Legend of Batman by my friend Peter. I want to say I was involved, but all I did was provide the Facebook wall for him to talk about this idea on.

I think Amon’s line would be more like ‘why so non-equalist?’ or ‘why so bender?’

But yes perfect LoK!Batfam

(Source: girlymaang, via turtlesstampede)

(Source: dreamscandie, via andersoncooper)

• Nobody:American accents are such a turn on.

cryingvagina:

i am byesexual

everyone i love leaves me

(via beingfetus)

radbutt:

can we take a minute to reflect on akon’s full name

(via unsexual)

nintendoggystyle:

i am a soft girl who will make you brownies and cheer you up when you are sad

(via lolituh)

clairesawyer:

is there anything cuter than boys i don’t think so

(via thatsoratchet)

katara:

I honestly just hate every type of radical

spicegirlsofficial:

tell me how im supposed to breathe with no wifi

(via thatsoratchet)

snoopdong:

To the left

take it back now y’all

one hop this time

Piss on me

Fucking piss on me

Cha Cha real smooth

(via thatsoratchet)